Voice Mail

[notflyingsolo]

*CLICK*

Hey, you've reached the voicemail of Duo Maxwell - obviously I can't talk right now so leave a message and I'll call you back when I'm free.

*BEEP

[Functions: voice|text|e-mail|picspam]

Comments

Re: text;

[pilot-zero-two.livejournal.com]

Yeah.

Re: text;

[nicotine-patch.livejournal.com]

what happened

Re: text;

[pilot-zero-two.livejournal.com]

Uh, space worms, initially. Now the staff here keep saying something about blood parasites and stabbing me with needles.

Re: text;

[nicotine-patch.livejournal.com]

holy fuck

you got space mange ?

Re: text;

[pilot-zero-two.livejournal.com]

Apparently.

So, you're still planning on visiting me, right?

Re: text;

[nicotine-patch.livejournal.com]

like id visit a asshole whos dumb enough to go a ABANDONED FUCKING SPACESTATION like it aint in every horror movie ever that doing thats a BAD FUCKING IDEA

you deserve your goddamn parasites MAXWELL

Re: text;

[pilot-zero-two.livejournal.com]

Visiting hours are 9-5. I'm in B43. Smuggle me in a cheeseburger or something. The nutrient paste they serve here tastes like brussels sprouts and soggy potato peels.

Re: text;

[nicotine-patch.livejournal.com]

what part of DIE ALONE W/ YOUR SHITTY PARASITES did you not get

& like i dont know the visiting hours are you for real

Re: text;

[pilot-zero-two.livejournal.com]

I'm not dying. I'm getting better.

Just making sure.

Re: text;

[nicotine-patch.livejournal.com]

iuf your getting better you dont need no cheeseburger

Re: text;

[pilot-zero-two.livejournal.com]

But Badouuuuu, I'm hungryyyyy

Re: text;

[nicotine-patch.livejournal.com]

for bacon ? pickles ? cheddar ?

Re: text;

[nicotine-patch.livejournal.com]

grilled meat just this side of rare w/ the grease drippin out when you bite into it ?

Re: text;

[nicotine-patch.livejournal.com]

too bad !

Re: text;

[pilot-zero-two.livejournal.com]

Fine, see if I ever smuggle you anything ever again.

Re: text;

[nicotine-patch.livejournal.com]

wwwwell if your gonna be a big PARASITE CARRYING BABY about it

Re: text;

[pilot-zero-two.livejournal.com]

No, no, it's okay. I wouldn't want to put you to any trouble or anything.

Re: text;

[nicotine-patch.livejournal.com]

thats sarcasm right ?

Re: text;

[pilot-zero-two.livejournal.com]

Yes, it's sarcasm. Hurry up, would you?

Re: text;

[nicotine-patch.livejournal.com]

ok just checkin i thought the bugs were in your mooshy brain

get off my dick ill get there WHEN I GET THERE

Re: text;

[pilot-zero-two.livejournal.com]

OKAY FINE jeez.