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*CLICK*

Hey, you've reached the voicemail of Duo Maxwell - obviously I can't talk right now so leave a message and I'll call you back when I'm free.

*BEEP

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Re: text;

Date: 2011-03-20 02:43 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] pilot-zero-two.livejournal.com
Uh, space worms, initially. Now the staff here keep saying something about blood parasites and stabbing me with needles.

Re: text;

Date: 2011-03-20 02:50 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] nicotine-patch.livejournal.com
holy fuck

you got space mange ?

Re: text;

Date: 2011-03-20 02:58 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] pilot-zero-two.livejournal.com
Apparently.

So, you're still planning on visiting me, right?

Re: text;

Date: 2011-03-20 03:00 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] nicotine-patch.livejournal.com
like id visit a asshole whos dumb enough to go a ABANDONED FUCKING SPACESTATION like it aint in every horror movie ever that doing thats a BAD FUCKING IDEA

you deserve your goddamn parasites MAXWELL

Re: text;

Date: 2011-03-20 03:09 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] pilot-zero-two.livejournal.com
Visiting hours are 9-5. I'm in B43. Smuggle me in a cheeseburger or something. The nutrient paste they serve here tastes like brussels sprouts and soggy potato peels.

Re: text;

Date: 2011-03-20 03:17 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] nicotine-patch.livejournal.com
what part of DIE ALONE W/ YOUR SHITTY PARASITES did you not get

& like i dont know the visiting hours are you for real

Re: text;

Date: 2011-03-20 03:22 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] pilot-zero-two.livejournal.com
I'm not dying. I'm getting better.

Just making sure.

Re: text;

Date: 2011-03-20 03:32 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] nicotine-patch.livejournal.com
iuf your getting better you dont need no cheeseburger

Re: text;

Date: 2011-03-20 03:50 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] pilot-zero-two.livejournal.com
But Badouuuuu, I'm hungryyyyy

Re: text;

Date: 2011-03-20 04:33 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] nicotine-patch.livejournal.com
for bacon ? pickles ? cheddar ?

Re: text;

Date: 2011-03-20 04:34 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] nicotine-patch.livejournal.com
grilled meat just this side of rare w/ the grease drippin out when you bite into it ?

Re: text;

Date: 2011-03-20 04:57 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] pilot-zero-two.livejournal.com
Fine, see if I ever smuggle you anything ever again.

Re: text;

Date: 2011-03-20 05:01 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] nicotine-patch.livejournal.com
wwwwell if your gonna be a big PARASITE CARRYING BABY about it

Re: text;

Date: 2011-03-20 05:09 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] pilot-zero-two.livejournal.com
No, no, it's okay. I wouldn't want to put you to any trouble or anything.

Re: text;

Date: 2011-03-20 05:18 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] pilot-zero-two.livejournal.com
Yes, it's sarcasm. Hurry up, would you?

Re: text;

Date: 2011-03-20 05:22 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] nicotine-patch.livejournal.com
ok just checkin i thought the bugs were in your mooshy brain

get off my dick ill get there WHEN I GET THERE

Re: text;

Date: 2011-03-20 06:08 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] pilot-zero-two.livejournal.com
OKAY FINE jeez.

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